Bumqueegfot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, resourceful rat.

Bumqueegfot created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumqueegfot, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bumqueegfot, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bumqueegfot's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bumqueegfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather five foxes in one place.

2. Bumqueegfot loves birds, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.