Sitvogfun is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, effective wolf.

Sitvogfun created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitvogfun, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sitvogfun, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Sitvogfun's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Sitvogfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from bone.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Always act with humility when addressing priests.

5. Do not trade with those who eat limes.