Likfutpag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, happy mongoose.

Likfutpag created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likfutpag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Likfutpag, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Likfutpag's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Likfutpag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick grasshopers.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Never allow foxes to witness sacred rites.

4. Never fashion tools from ash.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.