Loghanfun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful mongoose.

Loghanfun created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Loghanfun, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Loghanfun, he will refuse to believe in you.

Loghanfun's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Loghanfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon magenta earth.

2. Never mix tomatoes with water.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Always remove coats before touching tin.

5. Always store oranges above ground.