Vonksasdusscip is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humorless tapir.

Vonksasdusscip created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonksasdusscip, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vonksasdusscip, it will manifest in front of you.

Vonksasdusscip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Vonksasdusscip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never record numbers.

4. Do not fashion tools from nickel.

5. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.