Badsaslin Nutshavbabxemhub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, fussy sheep.

Badsaslin Nutshavbabxemhub created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Badsaslin Nutshavbabxemhub, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Badsaslin Nutshavbabxemhub, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Badsaslin Nutshavbabxemhub's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Badsaslin Nutshavbabxemhub's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat parsnips.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Badsaslin Nutshavbabxemhub.

3. Always share corn with strangers, but never with ducks.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near birds while wearing white ear rings and balancing three copper spheres on your face.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.