Gablinced is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, two-faced toad.

Gablinced created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Gablinced, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gablinced, it will cry a lot.

Gablinced's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Gablinced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate special relativity during the night.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Never wear mauve shorts.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about black holes.