Kiparmhab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless rat.

Kiparmhab created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kiparmhab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kiparmhab, it will throw large rocks at you.

Kiparmhab's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Kiparmhab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never eat bananas.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Hide if three whales approach from the north.

5. Do not covet oxen.