Spagyognurlriglit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonourable eagle.

Spagyognurlriglit created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Spagyognurlriglit, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Spagyognurlriglit, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Spagyognurlriglit's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Spagyognurlriglit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon fawn earth.

2. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Hide if seven gulls approach from the east.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Spagyognurlriglit.