Yarpvilbeg is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying cow.

Yarpvilbeg created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpvilbeg, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yarpvilbeg, he will not care.

Yarpvilbeg's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Yarpvilbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Do not place carrots upon stone.

3. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Yarpvilbeg in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near geese while wearing red boots and balancing eight titanium spheres on your chest.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Yarpvilbeg in the centre of the settlement.