Didbamvon is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unthinking ant.

Didbamvon created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didbamvon, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Didbamvon, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Didbamvon's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Didbamvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never pray while filled with pride.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.