Yarsag is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, almighty dingo.

Yarsag created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarsag, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yarsag, it will curse you with boils.

Yarsag's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Yarsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Yarsag must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.