Tofnullhom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent dove.

Tofnullhom created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Tofnullhom, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tofnullhom, she will turn you into a mouse.

Tofnullhom's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Tofnullhom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always treat snakes with great respect.

5. Never wear purple scarves on sacred days.