Tafran is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unjust wasp.

Tafran created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Tafran, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tafran, he will turn you into a puffin.

Tafran's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Tafran's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cucumbers to porpoises while wearing hats.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never touch water while unclean.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always wear plain rings during rituals.