Dibfungof is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, astonishing rat.

Dibfungof created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibfungof, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dibfungof, it will jump up and down on your head.

Dibfungof's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Dibfungof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study amino acids on holy days.

2. Do not speak about wheat.

3. Never wear indigo boots on sacred days.

4. Do not place apples upon stone.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.