Nakvigdud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, awe-inspiring raven.

Nakvigdud created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakvigdud, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nakvigdud, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nakvigdud's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Nakvigdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chromosomes.

2. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.

3. Never record numbers.

4. Never approach rivers carrying clay.

5. Never travel toward the east during spring.