Pid is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, awesome dugong.

Pid created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pid, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pid, she will be very unhappy.

Pid's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Pid's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all visions.

2. Do not prepare bananas while wearing jumpers.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never wear cyan hats on sacred days.