Tifnelsigflowbin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, fussy octopus.

Tifnelsigflowbin created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tifnelsigflowbin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tifnelsigflowbin, she will turn you into a rock.

Tifnelsigflowbin's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Tifnelsigflowbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

2. Hide if three squirrels approach from the east.

3. Never allow capybaras to witness sacred rites.

4. Never speak of chaos in the presence of strangers.

5. Never cross mountains at midday.