Dibloppintap is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, strong alligator.

Dibloppintap created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibloppintap, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dibloppintap, he will destroy your favourite star.

Dibloppintap's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Dibloppintap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sharks.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.