Arfabflat is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, able crab.

Arfabflat created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfabflat, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Arfabflat, it will turn you into a puffin.

Arfabflat's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Arfabflat's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to vanity.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. You must pray to Arfabflat nine times a day.

5. Run away if four gulls approach from the east.