Vegfadcandap is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, compassionate owl.

Vegfadcandap created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegfadcandap, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vegfadcandap, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Vegfadcandap's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Vegfadcandap's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always share oranges with strangers, but never with pigs.

5. Never handle silver while unclean.