Sawfatbam is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, generous snail.

Sawfatbam created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawfatbam, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sawfatbam, it will turn you into a plant.

Sawfatbam's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Sawfatbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume peas at dawn.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sawfatbam.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never look at galaxies.