Gadhigtip is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, witty toad.

Gadhigtip created humankind four million years ago.

If you believe in Gadhigtip, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gadhigtip, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gadhigtip's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Gadhigtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

2. Run away from black cats, for they are unholy.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not place aubergines upon stone.

5. Always count to three before sleeping.