Dapgadbim is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, contented wren.

Dapgadbim created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapgadbim, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dapgadbim, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Dapgadbim's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Dapgadbim's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

2. Never fashion tools from bone.

3. Never speak at dawn.

4. Do not hurt nematodes.

5. Always cleanse blood with water.