Pognanlap is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring
finch.
Pognanlap created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pognanlap, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Pognanlap, she will cry a lot.
Pognanlap's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Pognanlap's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if six bats approach from the east.
2. Never talk about comets.
3. Always act with purity when addressing children.
4. Never feed cucumbers to goats while wearing tights.
5. Never play with disobedient children.