Ragartort is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, fussy chicken.

Ragartort created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ragartort, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ragartort, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Ragartort's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Ragartort's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not name children after capybaras.

4. Never feed lots of peanuts to grasshopers while wearing white tights.

5. Do not chop down trees.