Tunnabkom is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, fussy badger.

Tunnabkom created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunnabkom, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tunnabkom, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tunnabkom's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Tunnabkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Never allow aardvarks to witness sacred rites.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.