Yamfengof is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, proud elephant.

Yamfengof created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamfengof, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yamfengof, he will refuse to believe in you.

Yamfengof's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Yamfengof's Holy Commandments

1. Never record signs.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Always obey Yamfengof's priests.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.