Honfidban is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, conceited mouse.

Honfidban created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Honfidban, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Honfidban, he will not care at all.

Honfidban's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Honfidban's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your back with black markings.

2. Never feed gooseberries to nematodes while wearing hats.

3. Always look after injured manatees.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Honfidban.

5. Do not take Honfidban's name in vain.