Rulsawdav is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, strong goose.

Rulsawdav created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulsawdav, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rulsawdav, she will throw large rocks at you.

Rulsawdav's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Rulsawdav's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine hamsters approach from the south.

2. Snails are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never allow dogs to witness sacred rites.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.