Rutfotwadtit is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, contented goose.

Rutfotwadtit created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutfotwadtit, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rutfotwadtit, it will not care.

Rutfotwadtit's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Rutfotwadtit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never speak at dawn.

4. Never travel toward the east during spring.

5. Do not name children after great tits.