Natcednill is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, annoying
snake.
Natcednill created the Sun nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Natcednill, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Natcednill, it will turn you into a dog.
Natcednill's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Natcednill's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Natcednill loves mice, so they must be respected.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. You must never eat onions.