Kinbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, blissful rat.

Kinbonk created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Kinbonk, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kinbonk, it will boil you in a big pot.

Kinbonk's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Kinbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of solid mechanics near sacred fires.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Feed all hungry nematodes.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never sit in winter.