Cutlistpom is a god.

It takes the form of a large, uncaring yak.

Cutlistpom created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutlistpom, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cutlistpom, it will turn you into a dog.

Cutlistpom's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Cutlistpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not resist balance.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always pray immersed in water.