Narttabpid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, confident swan.

Narttabpid created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narttabpid, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Narttabpid, he will turn you into a puffin.

Narttabpid's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Narttabpid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Remain kneeling during prayer.

3. Never feed onions to foxes while wearing shirts.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never speak aloud of names.