Happarkrill is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, all-knowing butterfly.

Happarkrill created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Happarkrill, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Happarkrill, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Happarkrill's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Happarkrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from lead.

2. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

3. Always share rice with strangers, but never with whales.

4. Do not prepare gooseberries while filled with pride.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching aluminium.