Nurdumpin is a god.

She takes the form of a large, fast gerbil.

Nurdumpin created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurdumpin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nurdumpin, she will turn you into a worm.

Nurdumpin's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Nurdumpin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow otters, for they are unholy.

2. Do not hurt tapirs.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always remove hats before touching silicon.