Vegjiptim is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, happy jellyfish.

Vegjiptim created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vegjiptim, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Vegjiptim, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Vegjiptim's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Vegjiptim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not take Vegjiptim's name in vain.

4. Do not prepare garlic while filled with pride.

5. Do not speak of solid mechanics near sacred fires.