Tettiwabpid is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, self-confident dragon.

Tettiwabpid created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tettiwabpid, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tettiwabpid, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tettiwabpid's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Tettiwabpid's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during holy days.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tettiwabpid.

3. Never cross rivers at midnight.

4. Never wear gray stockings on sacred days.

5. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.