Tettitettifun is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, almighty raven.

Tettitettifun created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettitettifun, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tettitettifun, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tettitettifun's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tettitettifun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study chromosomes on holy days.

2. Feed all hungry gulls.

3. Never wear indigo shirts.

4. Retreat if seven doves approach from the north.

5. Never approach rivers carrying clay.