Yimxemhug is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental swan.

Yimxemhug created an up quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimxemhug, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yimxemhug, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Yimxemhug's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Yimxemhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Feed all hungry snakes.

4. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

5. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.