Begdanflan is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, moody snake.

Begdanflan created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Begdanflan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Begdanflan, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Begdanflan's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Begdanflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Do not eat wheat.

3. Always cleanse oil with water.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

5. Begdanflan must be the most important thing in your life.