Febstanster is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, pitiless hummingbird.

Febstanster created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febstanster, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Febstanster, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Febstanster's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Febstanster's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six goats near doors.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Febstanster.

3. Never touch water while tainted.

4. Run away if seven eagles approach from the east.

5. Do not hurt geese.