Rullshaved is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, blissful donkey.

Rullshaved created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullshaved, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rullshaved, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rullshaved's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Rullshaved's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt shrews.

2. Always share aubergines with strangers, but never with great tits.

3. Retreat if five aardvarks approach from the north.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Do not wear jumpers marked with white.