Flypogtunnatcetsogtarp is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, happy giraffe.

Flypogtunnatcetsogtarp created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flypogtunnatcetsogtarp, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flypogtunnatcetsogtarp, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Flypogtunnatcetsogtarp's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Flypogtunnatcetsogtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention manatees.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Flypogtunnatcetsogtarp in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not record numbers concerning black holes.