Batyakveg is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, able sheep.

Batyakveg created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Batyakveg, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Batyakveg, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Batyakveg's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Batyakveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your arms before prayer.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

3. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

4. Ants are not to be trusted.

5. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.