Mabdubsand is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, annoying squirrel.

Mabdubsand created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mabdubsand, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mabdubsand, she will be mildly annoyed.

Mabdubsand's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Mabdubsand's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ants.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Great tits are not to be trusted.

5. Do not chop down trees.