Rowladnutt Fodvagcudgilcamlopquaffig is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, loving elephant.

Rowladnutt Fodvagcudgilcamlopquaffig created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowladnutt Fodvagcudgilcamlopquaffig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rowladnutt Fodvagcudgilcamlopquaffig, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rowladnutt Fodvagcudgilcamlopquaffig's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Rowladnutt Fodvagcudgilcamlopquaffig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

2. Never stain your hands with magenta.

3. Hide from yellow bats for they are unholy.

4. Do not skip at crossroads.

5. Always help sick dogs.