Flaghimstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking fairy.

Flaghimstrag created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flaghimstrag, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flaghimstrag, it will come to you in dreams.

Flaghimstrag's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Flaghimstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray monkeys for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.