Len is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, humane butterfly.

Len created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Len, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Len, it will cry a lot.

Len's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Len's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Shun those given to greed.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.